The Roommate

The percentage is high

That thought will not apply

That you're a product of learned reaction

You fear the slightest infraction.

And you see with memory, not the eye

You'll say porn is gross

Which is a faulty diagnose

It's called getting laid

No doubt how you were made

and deep down you want it the most

You'll smile at what I say smiley

Because that means I made a joke

But if you realize my words

I said it's dick you take in herds

And it's cock on which you choke

You walk nice and slow from A to B

Just acknowledging those you know

But that guy you just past

Has info unsurpassed

Including how to make balls grow

You'll be careful how you speak

And where you tread those toes

Though if you were half aware

No one even cares

and you could have gone unopposed